1. AUTUMN v GREAT GONZO <br>2. LUCRETIA v GREAT GONZO<br><br>The Only Man Who Can Save World Wrestling is back again to rouse the spirits of every red-blooded male! For only he is man enough to stem the tide of assertive feminism - a tide which he feels may well yet submerge us all. <br><br>Autumn is the personification of this trend. Aggressive, attractive and strong, she`s a challenge which our hero must accept in the name of men everywhere.<br>Unfortunately however Gonzo proves better at talking (who else can deliver a running commentary with his face between the cheeks of his opponent`s buttocks) than at wrestling and the poor man is soon staring not only at Autumn`s backside, but also at total defeat. Lengthy periods of face-sitting and breast-smothering are the hallmark of this match and soon Gonzo is falling back on that old excuse of the defeated wrestler `I can`t breathe!` But no alibi can conceal his utter humiliation. <br><br>Our hero fares better in his match with the smaller but feisty Lucretia. Honours are evenly-shared with neither wrestler gaining a submission. But that doesn`t mean he escapes scot-free; there`s more face-sitting and at one stage the ageing warrior is forced to plead for mercy which Lucretia graciously grants, thus enabling him to force a draw.